toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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conqueresses:

Repulsion (1965), dir. Roman Polanski

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glumshoe:

kohlrabisabi:

fashionisnotareligion:

Incredibly rare: Three whitetail bucks locked horns in battle and drowned together in a creek in Ohio

glumshoe

It’s like a rat king, but with stags.

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ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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davidbowietookmybaby:

Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese”
Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but if she catches you she’ll call the cops”